Another Airport Security encounter

Why oh why do you, dear airport security people, not like moi? Whats not to like about me:
I'm not in the suspicios looking category - just look like any other student in smart casual with a Starbucks cookie in a bag.
I've nothing in my bag that I shouldn't.
I gave them everything off my person (even offered my jeans since they were almost around my heels after taking off my belt).

But no, you didn't like me today - apparently something to do with my shoe (not both, just one). Can't think what that can be, unless there was trace leftover firework on it?

Oh well, you had your fun today..... now to fly

Where’s my shotgun???

…So you want to strike for 12 CONSECUATIVE DAYS – over my dead body!
My response to Len McCluskey, head of the union, is:

unless you call off this absurd strike, i am going to hunt you down and FORCE you to call off the strike unless you want to be shot by me and several other thousand people in the queue of angry people.

(Obviously, for legal reasons I must say the following: - I will in no way actually follow through with the plan/statement stated above)
So that's my anger out for this minute, but now to decide what to do…

British Airways - British Failways

… and so those stingy people (aka BA Cabin Crew) are going on strike on a vote 9-1 in favour. They get paid almost double than some airlines, e.g. Virgin Atlantic. BBC News asks if the public are going to be sympathetic towards them. I know I wont be – even if they don't affect when I’m flying.
So as I sit here waiting for the ‘official’ press conference and strike dates, I wonder why they cant accept change, because if they don't, BC might have to make even more drastic action – or go bust :(
Well, I'll just have to wait and see…